My adorable cat Cheddar decided it would be a good idea to swallow a small red ribbon. Luckily, his stomach soon disagreed with the ribbon. I found the souvenir of my cat’s stupidity a short time later after I went to investigate why he was coughing up stuff. I was somewhere between amused and irritated. This is not the first time Cheddar has swallowed something that was not meant to be swallowed. I am not sure where he found the ribbon.
Earlier today, my car did not want to start. This delayed me a few minutes until I finally convinced it that starting was in its best interests. I have not looked under the hood, but I suspect there is corrosion on the battery terminals again. I have not had further trouble today.
My Tae Kwon Do school wants people to dress up in costume the next couple days. I will probably decline. I am not a big fan of Halloween. The kids’ costumes are cute and all, and I do not mind handing out candy, but I do not like dressing up or attending obnoxious parties. I hope I will not attract too much attention for not dressing up.
My younger brother has a way with words. For some reason, a young woman called him a d**k today. I do not know why. I will find out when I see him at the dojang later tonight. His reply was along the lines of, “I would rather be a d**k as part of human anatomy instead of being a b***h and revert to being a canine.” If I had to guess, I would speculate that this may have occurred between him and one of his fellow students from his Bio-Anthropology class. I would have enjoyed seeing the woman’s reaction. I doubt she expected such a response. My brother is can come up with a comeback to about anything on the fly. It is rather amusing at family gatherings.